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Sunday, October 25, 2015

Sunday Funnies 151025

The Sunday Funnies theme of the week is the elephant in the room. In fact it's an entire herd of elephants and the damage they're doing to America.

"Elephant in the room" or "Elephant in the living room" is an English metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is either being ignored or going unaddressed. The idiomatic expression also applies to an obvious problem or risk no one wants to discuss.[2]

It is based on the idea that an elephant in a room would be impossible to overlook.

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Sunday, October 18, 2015

Sunday Funnies 151018

The Sunday Funnies word of the week is truth:

truth |troōθ|
noun ( pl. truths |troōðz; troōθs|)
the quality or state of being true : he had to accept the truth of her accusation.
   • (also the truth) that which is true or in accordance with fact or reality : tell me the truth | she found           out the truth about him.
   • a fact or belief that is accepted as true : the emergence of scientific truths | the fundamental truths           about mankind.

PHRASES
in truth really; in fact : in truth, she was more than a little unhappy.
of a truth archaic certainly : of a truth, such things used to happen.
to tell the truth (or truth to tell or if truth be told) to be frank (used esp. when making an admission or when expressing an unwelcome or controversial opinion) : I think, if truth be told, we were all a little afraid of him.
the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth used to emphasize the absolute veracity of a statement. [ORIGIN: part of a statement sworn by witnesses in court.]

ORIGIN Old English trīewth, trēowth [faithfulness, constancy].

1. Unquestionably True (see gullibility)



2. Systematic Truth



3. The Honest Truth



4. Inconvenient Truth



5. Apologetic Truth




6. Rebranding Truth (see GOP strategy to attract voters)




7. Truth As Collateral Damage (see CYA)



8. You can't handle the truth!



9. Killing The Truth - Oh, really? No. O'Reilly.



10. The Stinking Truth



11. What is truth? (John 18:38) - A Pilate Project


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12. Southern Pride Truth



13. Supply-Side Economics Truth



14. The Naked Truth



15. Ain't it the truth?



16. If Truth Be Told

This Dan Piraro cartoon is not from the past week, the past monty, or even the past year. It dates all the way back to October 29, 2004, just prior to election day. I can think of nothing that better illustrates the truth behind the rhetoric of every one of this year's Republican presidential wannabes.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Sunday Funnies 151011

The Sunday Funnies phrase of the week is for the birds:

(strictly) for the birds informal not worth consideration; unimportant : this piece of legislation is for the birds.

This week my mission is to prove that talk is cheep. (No, that's not a typo. It's a pun. Get used to it.)

In a migration from past droppings, I've taken a flyer and added links to audio and video files. I hope they take wing and transport you to greater heights of enjoyment.

1. Honk if you love Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Click to listen to him sing Cry Of The Wild Goose.

2. Foul or fowl? Either way, it's avian money you'll find a pun or two in this one.

Click to watch The Race To The Opera scene from the 1978 movie Foul Play.

3. Cockscombover

Click to listen to Bagatelle sing the 1981 song, Trump Card. Don't worry if you can't understand the lyrics. They don't make any more sense than what The Donald has to say on any subject.

4. The details are all in his bill.

Speaking of space, click to watch and listen to Peter Schilling's Major Tom in English and in German. 

5. But when the early bird is a chicken...

Click to enjoy E.C. Ball singing The Early Bird Always gets The Worm (1976).


6. Lyre (or is that Liar) Bird

Click to watch The Castaways singing their 1965 hit Liar, Liar. Note that the woman dancing in front of the boy band is every bit as superfluous to their performance as Carly Fiorina's candidacy is to electoral reality.

7. Jailbirds (formerly Railbirds)

Click here to watch a cockatoo break out of a locked cage.

8. Eagle Droppings

Click to listen to Requiem - Collateral Damage. It's not a pretty song; but then, there's nothing pretty about bombing a hospital. This is what happens when dumb people are put in charge of dropping smart bombs.

9. I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings

Click to read Sympathy by Paul Laurence Dunbar, the poem from which this item's title comes. This line from Sympathy also serves as the title of Maya Angelou's autobiography .

10. Blog Bird

Click here to watch Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch in the 1962 movie version of Harper Lee's To Kill A Mockingbird. In this clip Atticus tells the jury that in America the courts are the great levelers where all men are created equal.
If you have not read the book or seen the movie, I suggest that you do so. It will help you understand the mid set of both sides in the current brouhaha over the Black Lives Matter movement and discover why those on the right are wrong in their condemnation of the movement.

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Sunday Funnies 151004

The Sunday Funnies word of the week is ism:

ism |ˈizəm|

noun informal chiefly derogatory
a distinctive practice, system, or philosophy, typically a political ideology or an artistic movement : of all the isms, fascism is the most repressive.

DERIVATIVES
ist noun

ORIGIN late 17th cent.: independent usage of -ism .

-ism
suffix forming nouns:
1 denoting an action or its result : baptism | exorcism.
   • denoting a state or quality : barbarism.
2 denoting a system, principle, or ideological movement : Anglicanism | feminism | hedonism.
   • denoting a basis for prejudice or discrimination : racism.
3 denoting a peculiarity in language : colloquialism | Canadianism.
4 denoting a pathological condition : alcoholism.

ORIGIN from French -isme, via Latin from Greek -ismos, -isma.

1. Euphemism

a mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing : “downsizing” as a euphemism for cuts. The opposite of dysphemism .

2. Symbolism

the use of symbols to represent ideas or qualities

3. Dysphemism

a derogatory or unpleasant term used instead of a pleasant or neutral one, such as “loony bin” for “mental hospital.” The opposite of euphemism .

4. Reductionism

the practice of analyzing and describing a complex phenomenon, esp. a mental, social, or biological phenomenon, in terms of phenomena that are held to represent a simpler or more fundamental level. esp. when this is said to provide a sufficient explanation

5. Dogmatism

the tendency to lay down principles as incontrovertibly true, without consideration of evidence or the opinions of others : a culture of dogmatism and fanaticism.

6. Egotism

the practice of talking and thinking about oneself excessively because of an undue sense of self-importance.

7. Vandalism

action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property.

8. Demagogism (also demagoguism)

the art and practice of gaining power and popularity by arousing the emotions, passions, and prejudices of the people.

9. Opportunism

exploiting circumstances to gain immediate advantage rather than being tuided by consistent principles

10. Exhibitionism and Egoism (a GOP twofer)

ex-hi-bi-tion-ism - extravagant behavior that is intended to attract attention to oneself.Psychiatry a mental condition characterized by the compulsion to display one's genitals in public. 
e-go-ism - an ethical theory that treats self-interest as the foundation of morality.   • another term for egotism (see item 6. above).


11. Fanaticism

filled with excessive and single-minded zeal, esp. for an extreme religious or political cause. See note at zealot .
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12. Escapism

the tendency to seek distraction and relief from unpleasant realities, esp. by seeking entertainment or engaging in fantasy.
John Boehner is making his escape, but there's no escaping the fact that in today's Republican party the inmates are in charge of the asylum.

13. Exceptionalism

the perception that a country, society, institution, movement, or time period is "exceptional" (i.e., unusual or extraordinary) in some way and thus does not need to conform to normal rules or general principles.

14. Fascism

an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization.
   • (in general use) extreme right-wing, authoritarian, or intolerant views or practice. 
The term Fascism was first used by the totalitarian right-wing nationalist regime of Mussolini in Italy (1922–43), and the regimes of the Nazis in Germany and Franco in Spain were also fascist. Fascism tends to include a belief in the supremacy of one national or ethnic group, a contempt for democracy, an insistence on obedience to a powerful leader, and a strong demagogic approach.
Note: I created this image on May 13, 2009 when it became apparent that the Republican party had no interest in working with President Obama, but instead wished to remake the country in the image of the Pre-Civil War South using the intimidation tactics of the Christian Knights Of The Ku Klux Klan.