Sunday Funnies 170507 The 2016 Election Revisited

In this week's Sunday Funnies we'll examine the whys, wherefores, and aftermath of the 2016 presidential election fiasco.

1. Doggone it!

Outside of "the Russian thing" this appears to be as good an explanation as any as to how a yuge pile of doggy doo-doo wound up in the Oval Office.

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2. Bull-ish in America

Many people voted for Trump despite his having offered no details about his policies or how he planned to make good on his campaign promises. In essence, Americans bought a pig in a poke; or, apropos the phenomenon known as Trump, they bought a load of bull…a yuge load of bull.

Now, like the proverbial dog who chased a car and caught it, they don't know what to do with him.

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3. Fool me once...

Apparently you can be fooled again.

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4. The Would-Be Emperor Still Has No Clothes

100+ days in office and Trump still has nothing to cover his fat ass except for self-serving Tweets of alternative facts that tout imaginary successes and a House-passed "health care" bill that's guaranteed to be DOA in the Senate. 

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5. Remedial Training

Hmmm…Perhaps he was so rich that he had someone else do his Fisher-Price Baby's First Blocks for him.

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6. Ornithology Lesson: Birds of a Feather - The Raptors

• Vladimir Putin - political opponents mysteriously die
• Recep Tayyip Erdoğan - critics arrested and jailed
• Kim Jong-un - bad hair and threats of nuclear war
• Rodrigo Duterte - admits to having personally killed suspects
• Donald J. Trump - a novice, but working hard to catch up

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7. He's doing it Dilbert-ly

Pundits and even Republican lawmakers have described the Trump administration's first 100 days as a series of unforced errors due to a lack of political experience on the part of The Donald. 

Well, I'm not buying that story. I believe the Disaster-In-Chief knows exactly what he is doing. The Pointy-haired Boss in the Dilbert comic strip is clearly the model for his management style.

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8. Trust in the Lard

In case you were wondering, that's not a typo.  Believe me.

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9. Three men were in a boat, and the oars began to leak.

My father used to say that in response to ridiculous situations or events. It is a clever metaphor, which I did not understand as a child. But now that the GOP has control of all three branches of the government, it makes perfect sense.

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10. Troubadour Trouble at Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter, Florida

Honesty is the last thing the Duffer-In-Chief wants to hear regarding his behavior. 

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11. Bonus Video 

My wife and I were discussing the Ignoramus-In-Chief last Tuesday when a song from the past started playing in my mind along with images illustrating the lyrics.

Thanks be to Google, I found everything I needed to turn my mental imagery into an actual slideshow. It took me about thirty minutes with the help of my faithful iMac, Photoshop, Photos, iTunes, and YouTube.

Enjoy!

The Mind of Trump in Thirty-one Seconds