Snippets

Nothing big this time. Just a few snippets which have come my way:

1. Pachyderm Problem

I've always said politics is like the circus: the worst job is cleaning up after the elephants. We're just beginning to find out how true that is.
--James Carville

2. D'oh!

South Carolina's Republican Governor Mark Sanford called on Bill Clinton to resign during Monicagate because adultery is wrong, and Clinton perjured himself, which is a crime.

Well guess what? Adultery is a crime in South Carolina:

Any man or woman who shall be guilty of the crime of adultery or fornication shall be liable to indictment and, on conviction, shall be severally punished by a fine of not less than one hundred dollars nor more than five hundred dollars or imprisonment for not less than six months nor more than one year or by both fine and imprisonment, at the discretion of the court. . . . "Adultery" is the living together and carnal intercourse with each other or habitual carnal intercourse with each other without living together of a man and woman when either is lawfully married to some other person."

3. Democats

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4. Advice for President Obama when dealing with Pachyderms and Democats:

If you must argue, remember that it is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

--William Gibbs McAdoo (1863-1941), CA Senator

Have a safe and happy 4th of July.