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Sunday, May 31, 2015

Sunday Funnies 150531

The Sunday Funnies word of the week is diversion:


di-ver-sion |diˈvər zh ən; dī-|
noun
1 an instance of turning something aside from its course : a diversion of resources from defense to civil research.
Brit. an alternative route for use by traffic when the usual road is temporarily closed; a detour : the road was closed and diversions put into operation.
2 an activity that diverts the mind from tedious or serious concerns; a recreation or pastime : our chief diversion was reading.
something intended to distract someone's attention from something more important : a subsidiary raid was carried out on the airfield to create a diversion.
DERIVATIVES
diversionary |-ˌnerē| adjective

ORIGIN late Middle English : from late Latin diversio(n-), from Latin divertere ‘turn aside’ (see divert ).


In other words, "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." And speaking of other words...

1. Hornswoggle 

verb [ trans. ] (usu. be hornswoggled) informal
get the better of (someone) by cheating or deception : you mean to say you were hornswoggled?

2. Subterfuge

noun
deceit used in order to achieve one's goal.
a statement or action resorted to in order to deceive.

3. Flimflam

noun
nonsensical or insincere talk : I suppose that you suspect me of pseudointellectual flimflam.
a confidence game : flimflams perpetrated against us by our elected officials. 

4. Mislead

verb ( past and past part. -led ) [ trans. ]
cause (someone) to have a wrong idea or impression about someone or something : the government misled the public about the road's environmental impact.

5. Hoax

verb [ trans. ]
deceive with a hoax.

6. Confuse

verb [ trans. ]
cause (someone) to become bewildered or perplexed : past and present blurred together, confusing her still further.

7. Hoodwink

verb [ trans. ]
deceive or trick (someone) : an attempt to hoodwink the public.
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This entry is multi-partisan.
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The payoff.
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8. Sublimate

1 [ trans. ] (esp. in psychoanalytic theory) divert or modify (an instinctual impulse) into a culturally higher or socially more acceptable activity : people who will sublimate sexuality into activities which help to build up and preserve civilization | he sublimates his hurt and anger into humor.
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9. Ploy

noun
a cunning plan or action designed to turn a situation to one's own advantage : the president has dismissed the referendum as a ploy to buy time.
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10. Dodge

noun
a sudden quick movement to avoid someone or something.
a cunning trick or dishonest act, in particular one intended to avoid something unpleasant : bartering can be seen as a tax dodge.

11. (to lead) Astray

adverb
1 the shots went astray: off target, wide of the mark, awry, off course; amiss.
2 the older boys led him astray: into wrongdoing, into error, into sin, into iniquity, away from the straight and narrow, off the right course.
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12. Dupe

verb [ trans. ]
deceive; trick : the newspaper was duped into publishing an untrue story. 
noun
a victim of deception : knowing accomplices or unknowing dupes.

13. Trick

verb [ trans. ]
1 (often be tricked) deceive or outwit (someone) by being cunning or skillful : buyers can be tricked by savvy sellers.
( trick someone into) use deception to make someone do (something) : he tricked her into parting with the money.
( trick someone out of) use deception to deprive someone of (something) : the king was tricked out of his land.

14. Divertissement

noun
a minor entertainment or diversion : as a Sunday divertissement Wittgenstein would play Schubert quartets.

15. Take For A Ride

verb [ trans. ]
to swindle 

16. And finally...Diversion can be preferable to reality.

There are times when life presents us with events that demand diversion - any diversion - as is the case with this bit of nun-sense nonsense.
noun
1 spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense : he was talking absolute nonsense.
[as exclam. ] used to show strong disagreement : “Nonsense! No one can do that.”
[as adj. ] denoting verse or other writing intended to be amusing by virtue of its absurd or whimsical language : nonsense poetry.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Sunday Funnies 150524

The Sunday Funnies phrase of the week is...

But who's counting?
There are only 258 more shopping days until Christmas, but who's counting?
You've made that mistake eight times now. But who's counting?
I've been looking for a job for six months now, but who's counting?

1. Let me count the ways...

I think I may be living inside that book.

2. Points Given and Well-Taken

Jason out-Foxed himself.

3. Let me count the lies and the liars.

Hmmm...how many are there in the GOP clown car now?

4. There can be only one!

Q: How do you get three oboists to play in tune?
A: Shoot two of them.

5. Counting the minutes.

When a pizza thinks outside the box...

6. Is he a chiseler or a con artist?

I guess the answer depends on what he's holding behind his back, but I think he's both.

7. Let me count the days. 

Dogs are no good at math.

8. No-Account Accounting

Well, at least he's honest.

9. Checking the Balance Sheet Left and Right

President Obama has been using the same approach, and it drives the ideologues crazy.

10. Off-The-Wall Comment

By my count, Sally's way too young to be looking for a date.
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11. Counting on Deception

It smells like the bishop may be trying to pull the wool over the Pope's eyes without using any wool.

12. Counting on Ignorance

Coming to a political campaign in your neighborhood soon!

13. Let me count the years.

...and the torch passes from one generation to the next...with interest.

14. Let me count the wives.

Half full? Half empty? or Half-cracked?

15. Counting the Bars - A Mountaintop Experience

Can you hear me now? Good! Now, hang up and get back to real life.
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16. Even Higher Mathematics

People say "ten thousand and one, ten thousand and two" but the "and" is superfluous. I wonder how many more minutes of silence there would be in a year if folks simply said, "ten thousand one, ten thousand two, etc."
But who's counting?

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Sunday Funnies 150517

The Sunday Funnies word of the week is legal:

le-gal |ˈlēgəl|
adjective
1 [ attrib. ] of, based on, or concerned with the law : the American legal system.
appointed or required by the law : a legal requirement.
of or relating to theological legalism.
Law recognized by common or statutory law, as distinct from equity.
(of paper) measuring 8 ½ by 14 inches.
2 permitted by law : he claimed that it had all been legal.
DERIVATIVES
legally adverb : [ sentence adverb ] legally, we're still very much married.

ORIGIN late Middle English (in the sense [to do with Mosaic law] ): from French, or from Latin legalis, from lex, leg- ‘law.’ Compare with loyal .

1. Odor In The Court!




2. There Oughta Be A Law!




3. Crime And Punishment




4. Legal Opinion Factory




5. Natural Law




6. Defying The Law of Averages




7. Encountering The Law of Below Average




9. Legal Practice



10. Unwritten Law

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Sunday, May 10, 2015

Sunday Funnies 150510

The Sunday Funnies phrase of the week is food for thought:

1. Cereal Killer




2. Tube Steak Overload




3. Milk Run




4. Getting Grilled by the Boss




5. Throwback Thursday Lunch




6. Up For Grabs




7. From A Syndicated Comic




8. The Hunger Games




9. Dietary Fulfillment




10. Chicken Peckata?




11. Eye Get It! Do you?



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12. Breakfast of Champions



13. Made To Order



14. Those Appetizers Can Kill You



15. An Aperitif Before the Last Course