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Sunday, May 31, 2015

Sunday Funnies 150531

The Sunday Funnies word of the week is diversion:


di-ver-sion |diˈvər zh ən; dī-|
noun
1 an instance of turning something aside from its course : a diversion of resources from defense to civil research.
Brit. an alternative route for use by traffic when the usual road is temporarily closed; a detour : the road was closed and diversions put into operation.
2 an activity that diverts the mind from tedious or serious concerns; a recreation or pastime : our chief diversion was reading.
something intended to distract someone's attention from something more important : a subsidiary raid was carried out on the airfield to create a diversion.
DERIVATIVES
diversionary |-ˌnerē| adjective

ORIGIN late Middle English : from late Latin diversio(n-), from Latin divertere ‘turn aside’ (see divert ).


In other words, "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." And speaking of other words...

1. Hornswoggle 

verb [ trans. ] (usu. be hornswoggled) informal
get the better of (someone) by cheating or deception : you mean to say you were hornswoggled?

2. Subterfuge

noun
deceit used in order to achieve one's goal.
a statement or action resorted to in order to deceive.

3. Flimflam

noun
nonsensical or insincere talk : I suppose that you suspect me of pseudointellectual flimflam.
a confidence game : flimflams perpetrated against us by our elected officials. 

4. Mislead

verb ( past and past part. -led ) [ trans. ]
cause (someone) to have a wrong idea or impression about someone or something : the government misled the public about the road's environmental impact.

5. Hoax

verb [ trans. ]
deceive with a hoax.

6. Confuse

verb [ trans. ]
cause (someone) to become bewildered or perplexed : past and present blurred together, confusing her still further.

7. Hoodwink

verb [ trans. ]
deceive or trick (someone) : an attempt to hoodwink the public.
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This entry is multi-partisan.
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The payoff.
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8. Sublimate

1 [ trans. ] (esp. in psychoanalytic theory) divert or modify (an instinctual impulse) into a culturally higher or socially more acceptable activity : people who will sublimate sexuality into activities which help to build up and preserve civilization | he sublimates his hurt and anger into humor.
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9. Ploy

noun
a cunning plan or action designed to turn a situation to one's own advantage : the president has dismissed the referendum as a ploy to buy time.
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10. Dodge

noun
a sudden quick movement to avoid someone or something.
a cunning trick or dishonest act, in particular one intended to avoid something unpleasant : bartering can be seen as a tax dodge.

11. (to lead) Astray

adverb
1 the shots went astray: off target, wide of the mark, awry, off course; amiss.
2 the older boys led him astray: into wrongdoing, into error, into sin, into iniquity, away from the straight and narrow, off the right course.
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12. Dupe

verb [ trans. ]
deceive; trick : the newspaper was duped into publishing an untrue story. 
noun
a victim of deception : knowing accomplices or unknowing dupes.

13. Trick

verb [ trans. ]
1 (often be tricked) deceive or outwit (someone) by being cunning or skillful : buyers can be tricked by savvy sellers.
( trick someone into) use deception to make someone do (something) : he tricked her into parting with the money.
( trick someone out of) use deception to deprive someone of (something) : the king was tricked out of his land.

14. Divertissement

noun
a minor entertainment or diversion : as a Sunday divertissement Wittgenstein would play Schubert quartets.

15. Take For A Ride

verb [ trans. ]
to swindle 

16. And finally...Diversion can be preferable to reality.

There are times when life presents us with events that demand diversion - any diversion - as is the case with this bit of nun-sense nonsense.
noun
1 spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense : he was talking absolute nonsense.
[as exclam. ] used to show strong disagreement : “Nonsense! No one can do that.”
[as adj. ] denoting verse or other writing intended to be amusing by virtue of its absurd or whimsical language : nonsense poetry.

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