"Why Mockingbirds and Sacred Cows?" you ask. That's easy. In my favorite novel, To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee dared to challenge the sacred cows of 20th Century America, many of which still wander the pastures of our minds befouling our political discourse and bulldozing our societal maturation.
Besides, I firmly believe that a generous helping of roast sacred cow, well-done, is the best response to the question, "Where's the beef?"
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Sunday, September 27, 2015
Sunday, September 20, 2015
Sunday Funnies 150920
The Sunday Funnies phrase of the week is the end of summer; the beginning of fall:
1. Better Hurry!
In 2015, the autumnal equinox falls on September 23 at 4:21 A.M. (ET).
2. Birds get ready to migrate.
3. Tme to prepare the garden for winter and plant mums...
I know Mother's Day is in May; but in September, it's mums for moms...even the four-legged ones.
4. Is this the summer before the fall?
I believe this qualifies as a Republican cartoonist's pipe dream. The elephant hasn't had a hit in over a decade. In fact, his last score came on a stolen election with a botched call by the umpire.
5. Cold Weather Preparation
For those who don't follow Doonesbury, Rick Redfern is talking to Alice, who is homeless and never gets names right. She is planning to marry a homeless man named Elmont. Alice is quite practical if nothing else.
6. Pride goeth before a fall.
I'm a Mac guy, but I can appreciate the humor in poking fun at folks who give a free pass to buggy technology because they're devoted to the company that foists it on the user.
On a related note, recent reports on the instability of Windows 10 show that Microsoft devotees may be climbing a hill of their own.
7. Coming to A Political Theater Near You this Fall...Reruns!
8. The End Of More Than Summer
This was the fall that felled those two fellows and all of their followers.
9. The Fall Of Life Redefined
10. Free Fall
Sunday, September 13, 2015
Sunday Funnies 1500913
The Sunday Funnies word of the week is garbage in; garbage out:
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garbage in, garbage out (abbr.: GIGO) used to express the idea that in computing and other spheres, incorrect or poor quality input will always produce faulty output.
1. Oscar Nomination Refusal?
Let's start off with a trashy pun and slide down the garbage heap from there.
2. Garbage Man
Look who's at the top of the heap. I guess cream isn't the only thing that rises to the top.
3. Garbage Reportage (Use your poetic license. Say gar-bahge and make it rhyme.)
The medium is the message. –Marshall McLuhan
4. Waste Not Want Not (Mostly Want Not)
Speaking of poetry, T. S. Eliot foreshadowed the vapid policies offered by the current crop of GOP presidential wannabes decades ago in The Hollow Men.
5. One Man's Trash...
Now for a bit of comic relief from a growing concern...
6. Six Of One; A Half Dozen Of The Other - A Carton Of Rotten Eggs?
ni-dus |ˈnīdəs|
noun ( pl. -di |-ˌdī| or -duses )
a place in which something is formed or deposited; a site of origin.
• Medicine a place in which bacteria have multiplied or may multiply; a focus of infection.
ORIGIN early 18th cent. (in the medical sense [focus of infection] ): from Latin, literally ‘nest.’
thim-ble-rig |ˈθimbəlˌrig|
noun
another term for shell game .
DERIVATIVES
thimblerigger nounORIGIN early 19th cent.: from thimble + rig 2 in the sense [trick, dodge.]
Speaking of thimblerigging, Brooke McEldowney knows quite a bit about the subject. Notice how he attached an advertisement to his cartoon.
7. The Garbage Over People (GOP) Healthcare Plan
Buz would have had better coverage under Obamacare, but he drank the right-wing Kool-Aid and signed up for a GOP-approved plan designed to maximize corporate profit.
8. Unholy Crap
This is not a rant about the usual, right-wing, politico-religious garbage served up by Fox "News." I honestly don't know what possessed me to include it.
9. Trolling For Treasure In The Political Garbage Dump...And Finding It
This week Wiley Miller's Non Sequitur comic strip ran the GOP presidential wannabes through a virtual garbage disposal. I call that poetic justice.
10. The Commander in Chief and the Chief Garbage Recycler
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11. Trickle-down Garbage Scow
12. Landfill Expert
13. Garbage In; Garbage Out Peters Out
Until next week...
Sunday, September 6, 2015
Sunday Funnies 150906
The Sunday Funnies words of the week are boot and reboot:
boot 1 |boōt|
verb [ trans. ]
1 [usu. as adj. ] ( booted) place boots on (oneself, another person, or an animal) : thin, booted legs.
2 [ trans. ] kick (something) hard in a specified direction : he ended up booting the ball into the stands.
• (in an athletic contest) misplay (a ball); mishandle (a play) : the usually dependable infielder booted the ball.
• ( boot someone off) force someone to leave a vehicle unceremoniously : the driver booted two teenagers off the bus.
• ( boot someone out) informal force someone to leave a place, institution, or job unceremoniously : she had been booted out of school.
3 start (a computer) and put it into a state of readiness for operation : the menu will be ready as soon as you boot up your computer | [ intrans. ] the system won't boot from the original drive. [ORIGIN: from sense 2 of bootstrap . ]
4 place a Denver boot on (an illegally parked car).
re-boot |rēˈboōt|
verb [ trans. ]
boot (a computer system) again.
• [ intrans. ] (of a computer system) be booted again.
noun
an act or instance of booting a computer system again.
1. Computer Reboot Issue
2. Rebooting A Narrative
3. Music Delivery System Reboot
4. Destructive Reboot
5. Priority Reboot Needed
6. Reboot Requested
7. Request Granted?
...and while you're at it, how about revoking the NFL's tax exempt status?
8. Educational Reboot
9. Familiar Reboot
10. Reboot? Aboot? Close enough!
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11. Recreational Reboot
12. Nomenclature Reboot and Pollute
13. Boot them out in November.
14. Rebooting The New Colossus
Somewhere, Emma Lazarus is crying.
15. Sunday Funnies Rebooted
You may recall that last week's Sunday Funnies word was escapism.
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