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Sunday, June 28, 2015

Sunday Funnies 150628

The Sunday Funnies word of the week is self-evident:

1. Jeremiah 5:21




2Can you hear me now?




3. Well, Duh!




4. Enlightenment




5. Newly commissioned painting on the ceiling of the RNC's national headquarters...




6. Trickle-down Job Creation



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7. Trump Card In A Deck of Jokers



8. Karl Rove discovers and grooms another viable GOP candidate...



9. Tick Tick Tick



10. Get it?


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11. Darwin Wept



12. Think Again



13. Sticky Business

14. He's Good!

15. The Wages Of Sin (see #13 above)


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16. Well, he asked for it!


Sunday, June 21, 2015

Sunday Funnies 150620

The Sunday Funnies phrase of the week is religious freedom:

By religious freedom, I mean that I have taken the liberty to collect, comment upon, and disseminate comics and cartoons which somehow link the secular to the sacred...at least they do in my mind.

To set the proper mood, I offer this Reynolds Unwrapped comic from September 18, 2011.


1. Give me an opening...

Devotion to the Sunday Funnies phrase of the week justifies the inclusion of this comic. Besides, most churches have one.

2. Kidding Around

Except ye be converted, and become as little children...

3. Prodigiously Prodigal

Agnes is one of my favorites. She's innocent, yet inquisitive, and she cuts right through crapola whether it be religious or profane.

4. Resurrection

Can you dig it?

5. Immortality

He's exercising his right to hasten his last rites.

6. Holey Paper

Let's keep going. We're on a roll.

7. Vatican I say? It's an infallible move.

Even though I love puns and wordplay, this cartoon begs for forgiveness.

8. An Old Riddle

Q: What happens if you don't pay the exorcist?
A: You get repossessed.

9. A Rockin' Requiem

Q: What did she want them to say about her at her funeral?
A: Look! She's moving.

10. Divinely Bovine

Have you herd the one about the dyslexic sacred cow? Well, you have now.
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11. Afterlife #1: The hell you say!

Depending on where he ends up in the afterlife, Arizona's dry heat might be overkill.

12. Afterlife #2: A Monumental Undertaking

Can you hear me now?

13. Sin-sational Student

A perfect seven for seven!

14. Meanwhile, Above Ground In The Real World...

The Republican presidential hopefuls are all saying the attack at Emmanuel AME Church was an attack on Christianity and not racially motivated. That's probably because they recognize the elephant in the room to be the racism they have been nurturing ever since the Dixiecrats switched parties. Besides, they're very fond of elephants, especially those they can use to divide the electorate. 

15. Higher Learning

...as seen from the top of a slippery slope.
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I'll end this week's piously impious collection as it began, with a Reynolds Unwrapped comic. This one is from September 21, 2011.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Sunday Funnies 150614

The Sunday Funnies words of the week are pointed and pointless...and so are the comics and cartoons.

1. By Hook Or By Crook

In this case, I'm pretty sure they're one and the same.

2. Point And Counterpointless

In their quest for an education, Sally and her friends can always hope for a tornado to carry them to Oz where they can ask the Wizard for help. 
But wait! They already have a fraud running things right there in Kansas.

3. Unless I'm mistaken, this one has three points.

You'll have to triangulate to locate the points made by these tan gents.

4. Point Of View

Don't tip him. He may fall over, and then you'd be liable for damages.

5. Grammar Bullet Points

  • He did not trade it for his bike.
  • He got it in a trade for his bike.
  • He traded his bike for it.


6. Pointing Out The Obvious


7. What's the point?

With #5 already in the mix, how could I not include this one?

8. Papal Percentage Points

Why send stooges with so many Bible-thumping, Republican Congressmen ready and willing to go to Rome to tell Pope Francis how he should run the Catholic Church?

9. Point of Inquiry

It's an in-body experience.
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10. No Point

#5 and #7 made me do it. Hey! I'm a retired English teacher who loves puns. What do you expect?

11. Needles to say...

See what I mean about loving puns, especially the sharp ones pregnant with meaning and occurring in story lines about amniocentesis.

12. A Sticking Point

Included to test your powers of visual pun perception...

13. Vanishing Point


Monday, June 8, 2015

Faith, Fundmentalism, Fact, & Freedom

faith |fāθ|
noun
1 complete trust or confidence in someone or something : this restores one's faith in politicians.
2 strong belief in God or in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual apprehension rather than proof.
a system of religious belief : the Christian faith.
a strongly held belief or theory : the faith that life will expand until it fills the universe.

fun-da-men-tal-ism |ˌfəndəˈmentlˌizəm|
noun
a form of Protestant Christianity that upholds belief in the strict and literal interpretation of the Bible, including its narratives, doctrines, prophecies, and moral laws.
strict maintenance of ancient or fundamental doctrines of any religion or ideology, notably Islam.

Modern Christian fundamentalism arose from American millenarian sects of the 19th century, and has become associated with reaction against social and political liberalism and rejection of the theory of evolution. Islamic fundamentalism appeared in the 18th and 19th centuries as a reaction to the disintegration of Islamic political and economic power, asserting that Islam is central to both state and society and advocating strict adherence to the Koran ( Qur'an) and to Islamic law ( sharia), supported if need be by jihad or holy war.


fact |fakt|
noun
a thing that is indisputably the case : she lacks political experience—a fact that becomes clear when she appears in public | a body of fact.
( the fact that) used in discussing the significance of something that is the case : the real problem facing them is the fact that their funds are being cut.
(usu. facts) a piece of information used as evidence or as part of a report or news article.

chiefly Law the truth about events as opposed to interpretation : there was a question of fact as to whether they had received the letter.


Over fifty years ago I encountered the following line from F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Crack-Up (1936).
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."
In combination with the Agnes comic strip above, it provides the inspiration for today's post.


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Fundamentalism holds that intelligence comes from faith, not reason, that belief is superior to reason, and at the same time that it is more reasonable for humans to believe than to reason. On the surface that certainly looks like proof of intelligence according of Fitzgerald's definition, but that is not the case.

Fitzgerald's notion is that intelligent people "retain the ability to function" when confronted with two opposing ideas. It is that part of the test that fundamentalists fail.

No matter the time frame, no matter the culture, wherever and wherever fundamentalism is found, reason that contradicts belief hits an impenetrable wall composed of brains cramped in knots. The cramping arises from attempts to justify denying what their five senses tell them is reality.

Fundamentalists dare not question the legitimacy of what their "leaders" tell them are the words of their god for they have been taught that only through blind obedience will they know the truth which will set them free.

Such freedom a swindle, of course. As with all cons, it offers a big payoff for an absurdly small price and counts on the sucker's greed to ignore the axiom, If sounds too good to be true, it probably is.


In thrall to "leaders" who claim direct knowledge of the desires and plans of their god, fundamentalists enjoy several false freedoms. They are free from doubt. They are free from ever thinking that they make mistakes. They are free from having to change their ideas when confronted with overwhelming evidence that shows those ideas to be false. But most of all, they are free from feeling any responsibility toward those who live outside the wall which surrounds their enclave of inbreeding, true-believers.


They do not live to function in a world they see as damaged. They seek to die so that they may reap the rewards promised them by "leaders" who swindle them out of their money and their right to live as intelligent, thinking human beings.

Having been told by parents and teachers that I was intelligent, Fitzgerald's idea intrigued me when I first heard it, and I began actively seeking examples of simultaneous, opposing ideas in my own mind as well as in my interactions with others. I did not know it then, but that was the first step toward my liberation from the yoke of control by others.

Parents, priests, politicians, bosses, my elders? None would ever again be seen as absolute authorities whom I had to obey without question. I knew I had a say in how I conducted my life; and, for better or for worse, I owned the results of my choices.


That is true freedom. It's the freedom to learn and grow and the freedom to make mistakes in the process and sincerely apologize for them afterward. It's the freedom to be alive and know that life is not a pre-packaged bouquet of sterile, plastic flowers, but a bush full of fragrant roses blossoming and thriving among thorns.


I would not trade that freedom for the pie-in-the-sky promises offered by any fundamentalist faith, and that, dear reader, is a fact.

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Sunday Funnies 150607

The Sunday Funnies phrase of the week is altered state of consciousness:

An altered state of consciousness (ASC),[1] also called altered state of mind or mind alteration, is any condition which is significantly different from a normal waking beta wave state. The expression was used as early as 1966 by Arnold M. Ludwig[2] and brought into common usage from 1969 by Charles Tart.[3][4] It describes induced changes in one's mental state, almost always temporary. A synonymous phrase is "altered state of awareness".

The definition of this week's phrase is precise, but you should be aware that I have consciously altered its meaning for comedic and other purposes.

1. Environmental Change

A new dawn comes to Sesame Street...

2. Missing Inaction

...and who was it that we were supposed to protect?

3. Blind Spot

Don't do as I do...

4. Legal Cover for Strict Constructionists, AKA "The Scalia Loophole"

Conservatives work hard trying to keep the arc of history from bending toward justice.

5. To The Source...

You can say that I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one. –Imagine by John Lennon

6. Total Immersion

Try to remain calm in the face of impenetrable corporate obfuscation.

7. A Glimpse Of Eternity

For fundamentalists who see the world in terms of black and white without color, nuance, or shades of gray...

8. Unaltered States Of Unconsciousness

It's like déjà vu all over again. –Dele "Yogi" Berra

9. Corporeal Pun-ishment

Ask a silly question...

10. Morphic Resonance

noun
(according to the theory developed by Rupert Sheldrake, British biologist 1942– ) a paranormal influence by which a pattern of events or behavior can facilitate subsequent occurrences of similar patterns.

11. Time Warp

I found this Reality Check comic from  hiding in my inbox this morning and decided it was the perfect conclusion to this week's olla podrida. (Look it up.)