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Sunday, March 26, 2017

Sunday Funnies 170326 In Sickness & In Health

The Sunday Funnies topic this week is healthcare.

Most wedding ceremonies include a version of the phrase for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part. The groom says this to the bride and the bride says it to the groom. This is a public affirmation that they are making a commitment to conjoin their lives and work for the common good of their marriage.


The Constitution is a written affirmation of a similar commitment. Under it, the lives and livelihoods of the people of a nation and the actions of their leaders are legally bound to to the task of working for the common good. It says so right in the Preamble, but uses the equivalent phrase
the general Welfare.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
The events of the past week attest to the fact that today's Republicans neither understand nor believe those words. Their failed effort to repeal The Affordable Care Act and replace it with the abomination they called The American Health Care Act shows unequivocally that those who now control the White House and both houses of Congress do not work to promote the general Welfare, but instead work exclusively to curry favor from those who can enrich them.

1. The Seven-Year-Long Preamble To A Colossal Failure



2. For Richer, For Poorer

For Richer: The American Health Care Act was in fact a massive tax cut for the richest among us. 
For Poorer: Had the GOP succeeded in passing their clusterfuck of a "healthcare" plan, 26 million Americans would have lost coverage and the insurance companies would have been free to increase everyone else's premiums at will.

3. In Sickness And In Health



4. Until Death Do Us Part


5. Access vs. Affordability (Let them eat steak.)

In their effort to repeal The Affordable Care Act, the Republicans have been running a con. The expect voters not to understand the difference between the words access and affordability. The cartoon below illustrates the difference. 
Republicans have said over and over that their plan would give everyone access to healthcare, and they have pointed out that the ACA does not cover everyone. That, dear reader, is the very essence of their con given the fact that everyone already has access to health insurance. 
Anyone can purchase health insurance as long as they can afford the premiums, and there's the rub. 
The Republicans promise only access to insurance. In contrast, The Affordable Care Act actually provides health care insurance to millions of Americans who had access but who lacked the ability to afford it.


6. A Plan With A Peel



7. Making Trumpcare More Palatable

I believe a shit sandwich would taste better.

8. Unlimited Lie-Ability



9. Universal Access



10. Pulling The Plug

Republicans Admit Defeat On Health Care Bill: 'Obamacare Is The Law Of The Land'
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Republicans Admit Defeat On Health Care Bill: 'Obamacare Is The Law Of The Land'


11. Post Mortem



After the Republicans failed to pass their clusterfuck American Health Care Act despite having total control of the government, the Great, Orange Pretender blamed the Democrats.
Sad.


12. Preventive Medicine

This cartoon shows the GOP's strategy and hoped for result of their effort to repeal what they had pejoratively called Obamacare. 
The GOP's seven-year-long effort to repeal and replace The Affordable Care Act was doomed to failure because President Obama understood that once passed, imperfect though it was, the ACA would be popular and almost impossible to repeal.
Thank you, President Obama! 

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Education & Science Denial

This video not only explains what science is and how it works; it also shows what science deniers do not understand about science. More precisely, it examines the facts about science they dismiss as false.

The subject is evolution, but the dynamics of the interaction between the student and the teacher would apply equally to a lesson on climate change.


It is important to recognize that the student asks an honest question based on what she has been told about evolution, most likely by well-meaning adults who deny scientific facts that don't fit into their ideological and/or religious belief system.

It is just as important to recognize how the teacher responds to the student's question. He does not point out or condemn her ignorance. Instead, he provides accurate, verifiable data which she can examine and evaluate with her own mind.

He puts the student in charge of her own education. It is she who must decide whether to believe a conclusion derived from evidence which she can see, touch, and examine herself or believe an explanation that someone else has told her she must accept on faith.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Scott Pruitt, Con Man

Wrap your head around this con job, folks.



Science (AKA the scientific method) is, BY DEFINITION, a tool to formulate, test, and modify models (hypotheses) which predict what will happen based on observation, measurement, and experiment.

In the first paragraph (above) Scott Pruitt restates that definition, but he frames it with the words "What people don't realize…" to imply that scientists are somehow running a con when it is he who is the can man.


The con is in the second paragraph.

What exactly is the "it" he says "is not objectively measured?" There is no antecedent for that "it" in any of his words.

Saying "It's not objectively measured" is 100% bullshit. Those words were deliberately chosen to undermine the very meaning and importance of the definition of science stated in the first paragraph.

In essence, Pruitt denies science because scientific hypotheses cannot say "for sure what's going to occur."

The last time I checked, death and taxes were the only certainties in life, and even that statement is an admission that predictions can never be "for sure."

Allow me to make an observation and a prediction based on the evidence at hand.

Science has proven to be our most accurate predictive tool. Underming it will send humanity back to the dark ages.

Scott Pruitt is a con man whose ideological agenda poses a real danger to not only the country, but also the world.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Sunday Funnies 170319 March Madness

The Sunday Funnies theme of the week is March Madness.

March Madness has arrived, and I'm as mad as a March hare. In fact, I'm fairly dribbling with madness.


Welcome to the asylum…er…the arena.



1.  The Tipoff

Ah, but a man's speech should express his grasp of reality, or what's a metaphor? (with apologies to Robert Browning)

2. Bracketology


It looks as if the boys have come up with a way to link March Madness to draining the swamp.

3. Turnover

Enjoy the March Madness weather roller coaster.
  
4. Flagrant Foul

Adam Smith's Invisible Hand, Trickle-down Economic Theory, and $1.50 will get you a cup of coffee in a sleazy restaurant. Meanwhile, proponents of those economic myths say you should thank them for letting you keep the $1.50 as they laugh all the way to the bank with their yuge tax breaks.
I much prefer Pope-ulism. 

5. Hoopla

I'm guessing he'll like the NCAA's version even better when Trump finishes cutting down the social safety net.


6. A Trip to the Concession Stand

If the GOP's American Health Care Act passes, 24,000,000 Americans will lose their health insurance. Here's a recipe to make that medicine palatable.
How do you like those apples?

 7. Out of Bounds
In the back room where the GOP is writing it's replacement for Obamacare, The Devil is in the details.

8. Showboating

I'm the most popular head beagle ever. My inauguration crowd was yuge, the biggest ever. The cat next door wiretapped my doghouse.

9. Goaltending


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What double bogey? It was a hole in one. Every shot I take is a hole in one. I'm the greatest golfer ever. Rory McIlroy came to me for advice on how to improve his game. Even Bobby Jones got pointers from me when he was a little kid. Believe me.

10. Full Court Press

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Trump supporters know their leader loves flattery, and they're willing to die to provide it.

11. Slam Dunk

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They got little hands and little eyes, and they walk around telling' great big lies.
Read more: Randy Newman - Short People Lyrics | MetroLyrics

12. The Final Buzzer

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This could turn out to be the only way to maintain one's sanity in Trump's America.


13. and a Bonus Shot After the Buzzer


Monday, March 13, 2017

Politics and the Mathematics of Morality

In politics, the mathematics of morality consists of two opposite processes, division and multiplication.

Division is most effective in establishing immorality in governance as it works to exclude people from power and wealth.

Conversely, multiplication promotes morality as it works to enable more citizens to assume leadership positions in government and to enjoy the fruits of economic prosperity.
In every political arena, there is a minority willing and eager to use division to amass power and personal wealth at the expense of the majority.
Using division, an unscrupulous minority of 25% to 30% can impose its will on the entire country. If it can divide the majority into multiple, bickering, opposition groups, each smaller than the minority, it can simply ignore any and all complaints and protests about injustice, racism, fascism, nepotism, cronyism, and a any other immoral and unethical practices it may establish.

In the short video (below), Rev. William Barber of North Carolina talks about what can be done to oppose and to instead multiply our efforts to counter the regressive and repressive minority currently running roughshod over the Constitution and rolling back hard-fought societal victories  designed to protect the powerless from the excesses of the powerful.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Sunday Funnies 170312 Interpretation

The Sunday Funnies theme of the week is Interpretation.

interpretation |inˌtərprəˈtāSH(ə)n
nounthe action of explaining the meaning of something: the interpretation of data.• an explanation or way of explaining: this action is open to a number of interpretations.• a stylistic representation of a creative work or dramatic role: two differing interpretations, both bearing the distinctive hallmarks of each writer'sperspective.
Interpretation, like translation, requires the ability to recognize the context in which a statement was made. This week, the Sunday Funnies interprets and reinterprets familiar expressions, titles, and song lyrics within the context of today's political and social climate.

1. How Sweet It Is

Choosing words with multiple meanings to transform a negative into a positive is a favorite tactic of those who say they're making America great again.

2. A Stake In The Game

Homonyms can provide handy distractions when one is out on a limb.

3. Great Expectations

Last summer in Cleveland, the GOP decided that a guy who is very good at shoveling shit would make a great president.

4. To Russia With Love

Attorney General Jeff Sessions channels Washington…Sergei Washington.

5. Make America Great Again

This is what happens when the inmates are put in charge of the asylum.

6. A Little Bird Told Me

You don't need to be an ornithologist to identify this type of bird.

7. Whistle While You Work

OK. This one is a bit of a stretch. I'm grumpy. I get that way when I see what the orange menace in the White House and his toadies in Congress are doing to my country.

8. Second Opinion

Of course it's true. I found it on the internet.
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9. Cause and Effect

This explanation of how we wound up what a con man in the White House is as valid as any I've seen from the talking heads on TV.
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10. Truth Be Told

History requires a world of time and bitter hard work when your "education" is no further advanced than the cat's; when you are merely stuffing yourself with a mixed-up mess of empty names and random incidents and elusive dates; which no one teaches you how to interpret, and which, uninterpreted, pay you not a farthing's value for your waste of time.

–Mark Twain in Following the Equator

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Bait and Switch

This Flo and Friends comic strip by Jenny Campbell offers an excellent example how switching the context of a statistical generalization can mislead people into accepting a false conclusion as factual.



Mr. O's statement is completely accurate within the context of human mortality statistics. Very few people do, in fact, die between 100 and 101 because very few people live to that age.

But Mr. O has switched contexts. Instead of a statistical generalization based on supporting data, he has used a subterfuge based on semantics.

In essence, Mr. O's words tell his young friend that "very few people die between 100 and 101" means that any individual who reaches that age is unlikely to die in that time span. He has done this as a joke, perhaps even as a means of getting his young friend to think about what he has just heard.

It is a classic example of linguistic bait and switch, and in this instance it is funny.

Such is not always the case.


Statistics present generalizations derived from examining data samples collected from large numbers of the members of specific groups. The larger the sample, the more reliable are predictions made about what individuals are likely to do when responding to issues important to the groups to which they belong.


Properly used, statistics allow us to move from the general to the specific and to know that doing so is a relatively safe bet because the generalization rests upon a sufficiently large, carefully collected and controlled data sample.

Statistics can also be misused to move from the specific to the general in order to condemn all of the members of a group based on the the actions of one or a few members of that group. This is a sucker's bet. It relies on the fact that humans will ignore logic and rational thought if they can be convinced that they are in danger.

This type of bait and switch is one of the favorite deceptions used by con men, ideologues, and even presidents who tweet alternative facts at three o'clock in the morning.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Welcome to Neverland

Ah, Neverland, the fictional land created by J. M. Barrie in Peter Pan.

Neverland, the mysterious land where lost boys never grow up.

Neverland, the name Michael Jackson chose for the California estate that served as his escape from reality, both figuratively and literally.

And now, Neverland appears to have crossed the border between fiction and reality - illegally, of course - but it now exists as reality in the mind of a lost boy named Donald J. Trump.

There was ample evidence from the presidential campaign to suggest that the mind of this lost boy is itself a work of fiction. However, on January 20, 2017, all such speculation was rendered moot, and the president himself began providing incontrovertible proof of his mind's fictional underpinnings.


Within days of his inauguration, our lost-boy-president rejected reality and truth and replaced them with unsubstantiated, alternative facts indiscriminately and repeatedly tweeted in the early morning hours.

Welcome to Neverland, America.


Monday, March 6, 2017

The Great Wall of Trump

Donald J. Trump is building a wall, but it's not along the border between the United States and Mexico. It's a wall between what Trump claims is happening in the world and reality.

In Trump's America reality exists somewhere south of that border, and we are the Mexicans he said would pay for his wall.

We're paying now, and we will continue to do so into the future. And we're paying in more than dollars. We're paying in rollbacks to freedom, justice, equality, and truth. We're paying in the degradation of the quality of the air we breathe and the water we drink. We're paying in attacks on education, and in the establishment of a foreign policy rooted in perpetual war.

Further down the road, as science is denied and petrodollars spur climate change, the cost of this wall may well include human extinction.

But hey! Isn't it great that Americans are willing to do everything necessary to enable Donald J. Trump to maintain the delusions that exist in his mind and the minds of his followers? And isn't it great that Americans are willing to make it possible for him to to live in the manner to which he has become accustomed, to underwrite the costs a lifestyle built through his ability to flimflam and swindle?

Yes, Donald J. Trump is building a wall and claiming he will make America great again.

But the word "again" in Trump's slogan has bothered me since the first time I heard it. Again implies without citing any objective evidence, that America has ceased to be great.

Well, fellow Mexican wall-builders, from what I've seen, the only credible evidence on the subject of America's greatness or lack thereof suggests that our country stopped being great the moment Donald J. Trump became president.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Sunday Funnies 170305 Unfinished Business As Usual

The Sunday Funnies theme of the week is Unfinished Business As Usual.

1. From the Be Careful What You Wish For Department

Americans are still waiting for the GOP's magical, new and improved, best ever - but don't blame us if millions of people lose their healthcare - repeal and/or maybe replacement of the Affordable Care Act.

2. More from the Be Careful What You Wish For Department

Hmmmm…I thought you wished for transparency in government.

3. Clueless in DC (from the office of the Head Beagle)

And, of course, there's always that damned complicated healthcare issue nobody knew about...

4. America At The Crossroads

crossroads |ˈkrôsˌrōdz
noun
an intersection of two or more roads.
 
• a point at which a crucial decision must be made that will have far-reaching consequences: we stand again at a historic crossroads.

5. How To Structure A Merger (an alternative fact)

I found this in an unpublished chapter of The Art Of The Deal by Donald J. Trump. When I asked him about it, Trump claimed that J. R. R. Tolkien stole this poem and plagiarized it in The Lord of the Rings.
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.

6. Surviving in Trump's America - A Guide (Hint: You can't, and you won't.)

Let's all sing Kumbaya and learn to get along…or else!

7. How do I lie to thee? Let me count the ways.

The Toronto Star is running a complete list of all the false things (AKA alternative facts or, more accurately, bald-faced lies) Trump has said as president. On March 3, the list was up to 114 items. It's likely to be longer when you click this link to the Star's list.

8. You can't get there from here.

Horace Greeley knew how to use a compass and read a map. Trump doesn't believe either is necessary. 
This is where you invariably wind up when you hitch your wagon to a lot of bull.

9. Far From The Madding Crowd

Divide and conquer governance is alive and well in America. It will continue to thrive as long as the voting public doesn't think about which political party's agenda and policies are exclusive and which inclusive.

10. Down To Earth Healthcare Reform

The GOP claimed there would be death panels if The Affordable Care Act passed. What they didn't say was that they wanted to run them.
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11.  Out of the frying pan, into the fire. (You can't make this stuff up.)

Iowa state Senator Mark Chelgren wanted to limit the number of liberals teaching at state universities. He sponsored a bill to freeze faculty hiring at the state's public universities until the number of professors registered as Republicans was within 10 percent of those registered as Democrats.  Reporters checked his educational background and discovered that the business degree he claimed to have was actually a training certificate from Sizzler.
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12. Making Sense Out Of Nonsense