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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Another "Thrilla in Manila"

This video is hilarious.
The contrast between the sagacity of President Obama and the inanity (rhymes with Hannity) of those who read GOP talking points as "news" on FOX is golden.

Unlike the original "Thrilla in Manila," the one shown in the video has a clear winner, and it's the American people...at least those smart enough to recognize when a superior opponent has landed a haymaker on the glass jaw of an overmatched pug.

Allow me to offer a short summation of Mr. Obama's smiling response to Ed Henry's question:


#### you and the cable "news" channel you rode in on! 

Watch and enjoy.


President Obama Shreds Fox News For Their Bogus Criticisms Of His Foreign Policy
President Obama engaged in one of his favorite press conference hobbies. He handed Fox's Ed Henry his head for asking yet another Fox News fueled stupid  question that was entirely based on Republican talking points....

POLITICUSUSA


President Obama Shreds Fox News For Their Bogus Criticisms Of His Foreign Policy was written by Jason Easley for PoliticusUSA.
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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Suppressing The Pursuit of Happiness


"So," you ask, "Why doesn't Congress make college tuition free? Surely a more educated populace would lead to an even better America."


Whoa! Not so fast, folks. You're starting to sound anti-American...even socialistic. Perhaps you don't really understand how dangerous that would be.

Thomas Jefferson worte, "An educated citizenry is a vital requisite for our survival as a free people," and he meant it.

He also wrote in the Declaration of Independence "...that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

That, however, did not stop the wealthy leaders of the American colonies from changing Jefferson's idealistic, unalienable right to "the pursuit of happiness" into the much more business-friendly right to "the acquisition and protection of property" when they wrote their state constitutions after the Revolutionary War was over. They did not do this out of Jeffersonian idealism or democratic fervor, but out of good, old-fashioned, quintessentially American self-interest.

That same self-interest perpetuates America's favorite self-deception. We love to tell ourselves and the rest of the world that in America "all men are created equal" yet we continue to elect officials whose ideology calls for the perpetuation of inequalities within our multi-cultural populace.

Fear of education lies at the very heart of this ideology, for education is the true leveler in any society. It is "a vital requisite for our survival as a free people."

However, "an educated citizenry" that is free can't be controlled and manipulated nearly as easily as a one perpetually in debt to their "betters" and brainwashed to vote against their own best interests out of fear that "the dreaded other" (distinguished by race, religion, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, education, or any other wedge-issue) will get what little they have.

A glance back at history will show that a minority which controls the purse strings of a country has always used this tactic to forced the majority at the bottom of the economic ladder to dance to its tune.

It worked on the plantations of the Old South. It worked in South Africa under apartheid. And it is alive and well in today's America where corporations have been given the status of people by the Roberts court and can make a mockery of the "one person one vote" principle by simply purchasing politicians with millions of "free speech dollars."

Education is much more than "a vital requisite for our survival as a free people." It is the only property whose acquisition enables a free people to pursue happiness, and it must be protected. 

"So, " I ask, "Are you interested in equality and freedom or only in the myth of equality and freedom? Do you believe that all people, have an inalienable right to pursue happiness or that property and wealth have an unalienable right to negate the ideals and principles on which our nation was founded?"

With control of the Senate and the governorships of many states on the ballot in November, what you do on election day w will answer those questions."

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Sunday Funnies 140427


The Sunday Funnies word of the week is mishmash:
mish-mash |ˈmi sh ˌma sh; -ˌmä sh |noun [in sing. ]a confused mixture a mishmash of outmoded ideas.ORIGIN late 15th cent.reduplication of mash .

1. "You can pay me now, or you can pay me later."

That's not the voice of the announcer in a Fram oil filter commercial. It's Mother Nature.

2. Survey Says...



3. Maybe he's using Swiss cheese. After all, it's "holey".



4. UFO Sightings have become quite rare.

The number of UFO sightings has diminished as the number of smart phones with cameras has increased. One would think that if there actually were UFOs we'd have more sightings with images and video just as there were for the meteor that exploded over Russia a while back. 
But there may be another reason for the drop off...


5. Help me! Help me!


6. I'll Get Straight To The Point...Seriously

There's a bunch of chatter on the internet about the supposed dangers of immunizations, and some people are refusing to have their children get their shots.
This is stupid.
But then, Americans seem to be incapable of recognizing when they're being asked to reject overwhelming scientific evidence because a small group of people don't like what that evidence says or suggests.
The benefits of immunization far outweigh the risks. For more information, click here.

7. A Question of Leadership



8. A Trip Down the Semicircular Canals



9. Cleaning the Latrine



10. It's old joke time!

Two senior citizens, Bob and Jim, were discussing their hearing problems over lunch. 
Said Bob, "I had to get a new hearing aid, and it cost me an arm and a leg, well over $1,500." 
Jim smiled and said, "Strange you should mention it. I just bot a new hearing aid myself, but it only cost me $49.95. 
Bob was astonished, and asked, "What kind is it?" 
To which Jim replied, "1:45."

11. Are you Putin me on?



12. Young Elizabeth Warren?


Sunday, April 20, 2014

Sunday Funnies 140420


The Sunday Funnies word of the week is food:
food |foōd|nounany nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink, or that plants absorb, in order to maintain life and growth cans of cat food baby foods.PHRASESfood for thought something that warrants serious consideration.ORIGIN late Old English fōdaof Germanic originrelated to fodder .This week's edition of Sunday Funnies consists of an attempt to create a nourishing entrée from a disparate collection of comics with little nutritional value save as food for thought and fodder for social commentary.Disclaimer: When it comes to puns and wordplay about food, this week I'm on a roll.

1. Trolls (and biblical literalists) find figurative language unappetizing.

The New Testament doesn't say it's OK to hate, so let's cherry-pick passages from Leviticus to get around the teachings of Jesus - especially that annoying "Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me" admonition. (Matthew 25:40-46
It's Easter Sunday - by tradition, a day to enjoy a wholesome meal.

2. Literalism, of course, is surreal to those who enjoy and appreciate word-play.


3. Take for example, The Diet of Worms, an insalubrious bit of religious history.

Martin Luther, of course, was the dietary big mouth at that gathering; and, his appetite for truth he made him quite un-Popular. As a result, Luther was declared the main course in the Edict of Worms.

4. Naturally, where there's food, there's garbage.

In the current Congress the solution to this and every other problem is to slash funding, starve the agency into ineffectiveness, and sell off the public assets to privateers, which can then legally rape and pillage the commonwealth.

5. Starvation-based politics, like charity, begins at home.



6. The American Automat

We'll find out in November if we'll get tea or left-overs.

7. Until then, the House Cafeteria will be serving the usual fare - mystery meat.


8. The Senate will continue to wing it.



9. There are zombies among us who need brains.



10. Their own brains are so whitewashed they have no nutritional value.



11. You can keep today's comestible metaphor from becoming a culinary catastrophe.


12. Pick the ending that best suits your taste.



Friday, April 18, 2014

A Good Friday Homily

Today is Good Friday for those of the Christian persuasion, and the headline and video below are circulating on Facebook to shouts of "Amen!" from the faithful, who do not recognize how much like those who yelled "Crucify him!" two thousand years ago they sound:

Al Sharpton Enters Dangerous Water, Makes Easter Message About Crucifixion and Resurrection of Obama


Upon seeing the headline and the many replies excoriating Rev. Sharpton and expressing a desire that he suffer and/or die for his remarks, I took the time to click the link, watch the video, read the transcript, check the source, and reply to "the faithful" as follows:

* * *

I continue to be amazed at the number of people who have ears but cannot hear.

Did any of you actually take the time to listen to what Rev. Sharpton said or read the transcript? Or did you simply accept the assessment of the so-called Independent Journal Review (IJR), which is a libertarian propaganda machine that is about as unbiased as FOX "News."

The Right Wing Has Its Own Upworthy And You Won’t Believe How Well It’s Doing

The low-profile Independent Journal Review could be the conservative answer to the social sharing shift.

What exactly is so terrible about a Black minister speaking to a predominantly Black congregation saying this:
I think that the message is, no matter what the world may do to you unfairly, no matter how your crucified, nailed to the cross at home, or in your personal relationships, or on the job that you can rise if you don’t lose yourself during the hard times and the challenges.
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The story of Jesus on the cross. No matter what they humiliated him with. No matter how they mocked him he took it, because he knew he could rise. And the story of Easter and my message for this Easter session is no matter what unearned suffering you go through, that if you know you can rise above it, don’t become like the diseases that you fight.
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As I looked at President Obama at our convention last Friday where all he took he’s been able to rise politically again.. I’m not comparing him to Jesus, but I am saying that to every crucifixion there is a resurrection for those who believe…”
Is your objection that Sharpton is Black? That Obama is Black? (He's actually half White, of course; but that doesn't count in "post-racial" America.)

Is it that you don't believe there is any unfairness in the land of "with liberty and justice for all?"

Is it that you don't believe the intent was to humiliate Barack Obama when a major political party declared that its number-one priority would be to undermine his presidency and then worked incessantly to that end since the day he was inaugurated?

Or is it that you'd rather divorce the Easter message of suffering, death, and resurrection from the reality of everyday life and tuck it safely away in the past where it can make you feel good about being saved without challenging you to live it in the present?

Happy Easter.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

You Know...

The word of the day is epistemology:

e-pis-te-mol-o-gy |iˌpistəˈmäləjē| from Greek ἐπιστήμη, epistēmē, meaning "knowledge, understanding", and λόγος, logos, meaning "study of" is the branch of philosophy concerned with the nature and scope of knowledge[1][2] and is also referred to as "theory of knowledge". It questions what knowledge is and how it can be acquired, and the extent to which knowledge pertinent to any given subject or entity can be acquired. Much of the debate in this field has focused on the philosophical analysis of the nature of knowledge and how it relates to connected notions such as truth, belief, and justification. The term "epistemology" was introduced by the Scottish philosopher James Frederick Ferrier(1808–1864).[3]
* * *Wherever there are differences of opinion, knowing the principles of epistemology can help people discern which opinion is backed by solid, factual information and therefore worthy of belief, and which opinion is essentially propaganda based on nothing but appeals to emotion and prejudice.With that in mind, let's take a trip down Epistemology Ave. Along the way, we'll meet belief, truth, and justification and perhaps learn a bit about the way they they interact to help us know how we know what we know.

1. Sssssssss


This would never have made it into print, but I believe the cartoon below would be much more indicative of what is taking place across America if "Voter Suppression" appeared on the man's shirt, right below the GOP logo and he was using his "built-in" hose to douse the flames.
I wonder...would those modifications have mandated a change in the spelling of epistemology? 


2. Can you spot the unsupported opinion?



3. Some falsehoods are self-limiting and fade away as people mature.



4. Other falsehoods endure and thrive on immaturity, gullibility, and prejudice.


5. Sometimes camouflage makes it difficult to validate or debunk a claim.



6. Sometimes the validity of a statement is crystal clear.



7. The burden of proof lies with those making the claim.

Truth-seekers know they must demand that proof or risk being hoodwinked.

8. It's also important to consider the source of the proof being offered...


9. For instance folks who maintain that trickle-down economics helps everyone.


Animated Bonus: Once Upon a Trickle Down - by Mark Fiore


10. Along the way, one learns that knowledge comes at a price.



11. Epistemology Ave. is full of cultural potholes, obstacles, and costs.



12. Perhaps that's why so many people prefer the Freeway of Ignorance.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Sunday Funnies 140413

This week's collection has no central theme. They're just some comics I liked enough to share.


1. Short-term mem...Squirrel!


2. Newspaper - The Morning Id-ition



3. Future Red State Politician.



4. Wisdom Truth





5. It's one of my top priorities.


6. Witch way did she go?



7. The Art of Politics



8. The Politics of Art



9. The Un-founding Fathers



10. Painting with broad strokes is especially effective as a coverup.



11. No Longer Separate, But Still Unequal



12. Some Comment Necessary

a. Since the scene is taking place in front of the Supreme Court building, I feel obligated to advocate for grammatical accuracy and register an appeal for the objective case. The last dialog balloon should say "...for whomever they choose."
b. You can still vote, unless, that is, you are a member of a minority group living in a red state where voting rights are under attack.