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Sunday, July 26, 2015

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The Sunday Funnies word of the week is summer:

sum-mer 1 |ˈsəmər|
noun
the warmest season of the year, in the northern hemisphere from June to August and in the southern hemisphere from December to February : the plant flowers in late summer | a long hot summer | [as adj. ] summer vacation | figurative the golden summer of her life.
Astronomy the period from the summer solstice to the autumnal equinox.
( summers) poetic/literary years, esp. of a person's age : a girl of sixteen or seventeen summers.

verb [ intrans. ]
spend the summer in a particular place : well over 100 birds summered there in 1976.
[ trans. ] pasture (cattle) for the summer.

DERIVATIVES
summery adjective

ORIGIN Old English sumor, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch zomer, German Sommer, also to Sanskrit samā ‘year.’

1. Un-Bee-Lievable

Ummm...folks...those things you keep calling bees are wasps. They're also known as hornets and yellow jackets. 
Click here for a comparison. Unlike bees, wasps are aggressive and can sting multiple times; so, if you're attacked by a swarm of wasps, jumping into a lake is a reasonable course of action. Just don't call them bees.

2. Summer School (Student Edition)




3. Cool it! 




4. Rain, Rain, Go Away!




5. Natural Wonder




6. The Boy of Summer




7. Summer of Trump - He's hot in the latest polls.




8. diversión del verano en América - fiesta de piñata


pi-ña-ta |pēnˈyätə|
noun

(esp. in Spanish-speaking communities) a brightly decorated figure of an animal, usually made of papier mâché, containing toys and candy, and hung in the air so that blindfolded children, taking turns swinging sticks and bats, can smash the figure and share the scattered contents as part of the celebration of a birthday or Christmas or other festival.

The ongoing GOP nominating process looks very much like a piñata party, but with modifications:
  • There is no need to hang the piñatas. Full of hot air, they rise above the crowd on their own.
  • Those hoping to get what's inside are brainwashed adults, not blindfolded children.
  • In debates choreographed by Fox "News," brickbats, not sticks or baseball bats will break open the piñatas.
  • The hollow candidates contain empty rhetoric, platitudes, and well-rotted bullshit, not candy.
  • There will be no sharing. It's winner take all.

9. Hot enough for you?




10. Summer Love




11. Summer Games (Jenner-ational Popularity)



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12. Back To Nature



13. Back To School Preparation


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