Today we'll explore how it came to be and take a peek inside.
Caution: You will need a full oxygen tank and a properly functioning mask to survive.
1. In The Beginning
'Tis education forms the common mind; just as the twig is bent the tree's inclined.
–Alexander Pope
2. Infallability
2. Infallability
Young Donald discovered he could always be right when he recognized the effectiveness of this doctrine:
if reality doesn't agree with belief, reality is wrong.
3. Scholarship
Young Donald discovered he could always be right when he recognized the effectiveness of this doctrine:
if reality doesn't agree with belief, reality is wrong.
3. Scholarship
As a student, Donald used multiple resources to prepare for tests. Unfortunately, none of them were fact based.
He still uses the same resource. After all, he knows he can rely on the infallibility doctrine.
4. Consistency
As a student, Donald used multiple resources to prepare for tests. Unfortunately, none of them were fact based.
He still uses the same resource. After all, he knows he can rely on the infallibility doctrine.
4. Consistency
Donald's attention span appears to be about the same length as that of a goldfish...three seconds.
That's OK. He knows he's infallible.
5. Infallible Strategic Planning
Donald's attention span appears to be about the same length as that of a goldfish...three seconds.
That's OK. He knows he's infallible.
5. Infallible Strategic Planning
This corollary to Trump's infallibility doctrine has recently surfaced:
Shoot first, then announce the target.
This corollary to Trump's infallibility doctrine has recently surfaced:
Shoot first, then announce the target.
6. Compassion
6. Compassion
Donald loves children. Bigly!
Well, he says he does, but apparently his love for kids doesn't require him to make decisions based on what's good for them. That's especially true when what's good for them is in conflict with what's good for him, and everyone knows that what's good for Donald is good for America, right?
Donald loves children. Bigly!
Well, he says he does, but apparently his love for kids doesn't require him to make decisions based on what's good for them. That's especially true when what's good for them is in conflict with what's good for him, and everyone knows that what's good for Donald is good for America, right?
7. Clouded Vision
7. Clouded Vision
Trump gets the "facts" on which he bases his decisions from watching FOX "News."
8. Green Army Guy
Trump gets the "facts" on which he bases his decisions from watching FOX "News."
8. Green Army Guy
Most men Trump's age played with green, plastic, army figures when they were boys. Trump, however, has become one.
9. Autobiography
Most men Trump's age played with green, plastic, army figures when they were boys. Trump, however, has become one.
9. Autobiography
Yes, I know a novel is a work of fiction and an autobiography is nonfiction, but we're talking about Trump. He doesn't know the difference.
10. Performance Assessment
Yes, I know a novel is a work of fiction and an autobiography is nonfiction, but we're talking about Trump. He doesn't know the difference.
10. Performance Assessment
Read the subject line with extra emphasis on the Ass.
Read the subject line with extra emphasis on the Ass.
11. A Pre-Posthumous Epitaph...
11. A Pre-Posthumous Epitaph...
I believe that Trump should order this headstone now. Nothing he does in the future will change the accuracy of the message; plus, he'll get the headstone it at today's pre-inflation rate. Such a deal!
I believe that Trump should order this headstone now. Nothing he does in the future will change the accuracy of the message; plus, he'll get the headstone it at today's pre-inflation rate. Such a deal!
12. …and A Pre-Posthumous Encounter with Karma
12. …and A Pre-Posthumous Encounter with Karma
One can only hope...
One can only hope...
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