Merry Republican Christmas - Part 3

The Three Wise Men

In traditional Christmas mythology countless nativity displays and Christmas cards depict Mary, Joseph, shepherds with sheep and lambs, and Three Wise Men astride camels, often knee-deep in snow, worshiping the infant Jesus, who is lying in a manger lit by a beam from a brightly shining star.

Both common knowledge and the Bible supply multiple reasons to question the validity of such an image.

Lambs are born in the spring, not in December, and snow in Bethlehem is as rare as Donald Trump or Fox "News" telling the truth. As for the Three Wise Men, the gospel of Matthew says:

1 Now after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, wise men[a] from the east came to Jerusalem, 2 saying, “Where is he who has been born king of the Jews? For we saw his star when it rose[b] and have come to worship him. (Matthew 2:1-2)

Furthermore, Jesus was around two years old when the Three Wise Men arrived to worship the king of the Jews. Their visit to Herod precipitated The Slaughter of The innocents (Matthew 2:13-23).

16 When Herod realized that he had been outwitted by the Magi, he was furious, and he gave orders to kill all the boys in Bethlehem and its vicinity who were two years old and under, in accordance with the time he had learned from the Magi. 

I tell you all this as prologue to introducing you to our modern triumvirate of Christmas gift givers...

The Three Wise Guys of Republican Christmas 2017

They're named Mitch, Paul, and Donald, but I prefer to think of them as Larry, Curly, and Moe.

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This Republican Christmas card shows us that The Wise Guys are really three asses riding camels.

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In this image, Larry and Curly have ditched their camels for a limo driven by Moe, their pimp.

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Larry brings a bucket loaded with kickbacks and contributions to his PAC.

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Moe gives Christmas cards to those who have proven their loyalty to him with cash contributions.

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Curly offers himself as a living example of the generosity of the GOP.

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God bless us, every one.

–Tiny Tim (A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens)

Merry Fucking Republican Christmas!

Let us PREY!
–The Three Wise Guys

God help us, every one.
–Yours Truly, George A. Denino