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Sunday, August 31, 2014

Sunday Funnies 140831

The Sunday Funnies phrase of the week is the letter of the law:
The letter of the law versus the spirit of the law is an idiomatic antithesis. When one obeys the letter of the law but not the spirit, one is obeying the literal interpretation of the words (the "letter") of the law, but not the intent of those who wrote the law. Conversely, when one obeys the spirit of the law but not the letter, one is doing what the authors of the law intended, though not necessarily adhering to the literal wording. 
"Law" originally referred to legislative statute, but in the idiom may refer to any kind of rule. Intentionally following the letter of the law but not the spirit may be accomplished through exploiting technicalitiesloopholes, and ambiguous language. 
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1. Let The Pun-ishment Fit The Crime

I know there's no pun in the cartoon, but it would be criminal to pass up an opportunity to pay homage to the lawyer stereotype.

2. Adhering to The Letter of the Law



3. Illegal Definition



4. Supremely Sweet Justice



5. Rick Perry's First Run-in With The Law



6. With Rights Come Responsibilities (an object lesson)



7. Equality Under the Law (currently a fantasy)



8. Trial and Error - The Expert Witness



9. Exoneration and Return to Freedom



10. There Ought To Be A Law (and the second amendment doesn't count); ...



but, thanks to the NRA, there's not. So he has the right to be wrong–DEAD WRONG.


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11. Besides, the law protects us from something much more dangerous than an Uzi.



13. The Death of a Lawyer (They buried him in his legal briefs.)

So, we come full circle with this silly comic, and the offense rests. It is now up to you, dear reader, to render a verdict. 
Has your faithful blogger fulfilled or failed to fulfill his self-assigned responsibility to assemble a collection of comics and cartoons worthy of your time and consideration?

Friday, August 29, 2014

The Persistence of Prejudice - Rejecting Complicity

If you received this email from a friend as I did today, you may have felt a bit of vague discomfort when you read it. At least I hope you did.

Here's a Facebook posting/photo of the innocent Mr. Brown that you probably won't see on NBC.  He's probably just relaxing a little after studying for finals.  Wonder if Holder will have it in his file that he uses to crucify the policeman who shot Brown.  Nah, we need to keep using that picture of that sweet little boy with his headphones. 
Messages like this one, which carries an odious propaganda payload, require a response, and I'm always willing to oblige. As mentioned in previous posts, my policy is to click the Reply All button in my email program and thereby send my response not only to the person who sent it to me but also to everyone to whom the obnoxious message was sent.

This is my response to the message above.

XXXXXX,

Pointing out the ignorance and hate-mongering found in your post is as easy as 1, 2, 3:

1. You, in lockstep with the cretins at FOX “News," appear to have forgotten that anything Michael Brown may have done or said at any point in time prior to being confronted, shot, and killed in the middle of that street in Ferguson, MO is completely irrelevant to the facts surrounding the shooting.

2. By your clear assertion that Attorney General Eric Holder will "crucify the policeman who shot Brown,” you have exposed both your prejudice in this case and your ignorance of the law.

3. Whether you know it or not, the argument you are using to cast blame on the now-dead victim of the shooting of an unarmed teenager is precisely that used by good, “Christian” slaveholders and their post Civil War successors, the advocates of Jim Crow justice past and present, to intimidate and brutalize blacks while justifying their actions and prejudices as honorable and necessary.

That having been said, I must ask a simple question. What was your purpose in sending me, or anyone else, such a piece of ignorant, hate-mongering trash?

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

The Persistence of Prejudice (supplement to 8/23 post)


Foreword: In this excerpt from The Life and Times of Frederick Douglass, the young author has been brutalized by a Mr. Covey to whom his master, Captain Auld, has given him for a year "to be broken." In desperation, Douglass, wounded, bleeding, and fearing capture by and death at the hands of Covey, has walked seven miles to Captain Auld's house and appeals for mercy.
...I told him all the circumstances, as well as I could: how I was endeavoring to please Covey; how hard I was at work in the present instance; how unwillingly I sank down under the heat, toil, and pain; the brutal manner in which Covey had kicked me in the side, the gash cut in my head; my hesitation about troubling him (Capt. Auld) with complaints but that now I felt it would not be best longer to conceal from him the outrages committed on me from time to time.  At first Master Thomas seemed somewhat affected by the story of my wrongs, but he soon repressed whatever feeling he may have had, and became as cold and hard as iron. It was impossible, at first as I stood before him, to seem indifferent. I distinctly saw his human nature asserting its conviction against the slave system, which made cases like mine possible; but, as I have said, humanity fell before the systematic tyranny of slavery. He first walked the floor, apparently much agitated by my story, and the spectacle I presented; but soon it was his turn to talk. He began moderately by finding excuses for Covey, and ended with a full justification of him, and a passionate condemnation of me. He had no doubt I deserved the flogging. He did not believe I was sick; I was only endeavoring to get rid of work. My dizziness was laziness, and Covey did right to flog me as he had done. After thus fairly annihilating me, and arousing himself by his eloquence, he fiercely demanded what I wished him to do in the case! With such a knock-down to all my hopes, and feeling as I did my entire subjection to his power, I had very little heart to reply. I must not assert my innocence of the allegations he had piled up against me, for that would be impudence. The guilt of a slave was always and everywhere presumed, and the innocence of the slaveholder, or employer, was always asserted. The word of the slave against this presumption was generally treated as impudence, worthy of punishment. "Do you dare to contradict me, you rascal?" was a final silencer of counter-statements from the lips of a slave. Calming down a little, in view of my silence and hesitation, and perhaps a little touched at my forlorn and miserable appearance, he inquired again, what I wanted him to do? Thus invited a second time, I told him I wished him to allow me to get a new home, and to find a new master;  that as sure as I went back to live again with Mr. Covey, I should be killed by him; that he would never forgive my coming home with complaints; that since I had lived with him he had almost crushed my spirit, and I believed he would ruin me for future service, and that my life was not safe in his hands. This Master Thomas (my brother in the church) regarded as " nonsense." There was no danger that Mr. Covey would kill me; he was a good man, industrious and religious; and he would not think of removing me from that home; " besides," said he–and this I found was the most distressing thought of all to him–"if you should leave Covey now that your year is but half expired, I should lose your wages for the entire year. You belong to Mr. Covey for one year, and you must go back to him, come what will; and you must not trouble me with any more stories; and if you don't go immediately home, I'll get hold of you myself." This was just what I expected when I found he had prejudged the case against me. "But, sir," I said, "I am sick and tired, and I cannot get home tonight." At this he somewhat relented, and finally allowed me to stay the night, but said I must be off early in the morning, and concluded his directions by making me swallow a huge dose of Epsom salts, which was about the only medicine ever administered to slaves.
     It was quite natural for Master Thomas to presume I was feigning sickness to escape work, for he probably thought that were he in the place of a slave, with no wages for his work, no praise for well-doing, no motive for toil but the lash, he would try every possible scheme by which to escape labor. I say I have no doubt of this the reason is, that there were not, under the whole heavens, a set of men who cultivated such a dread of labor as did the slaveholders. The charge of laziness against the slaves was ever on their lips, and was the standing apology for every species of cruelty and brutality. These men did indeed literally "bind heavy burdens, grievous to be borne, and laid them upon men's shoulders, but they themselves would not move them with one of their fingers." 
–from The Life and Times of Frederick Douglass (pp. 160-163)
Commentary: Do the plea for justice made by Douglass and the response offered by Captain Auld sound familiar? 

They should.

Although Douglas relates an event which took place in August of 1833, the attitudes he describes as those held by white men toward blacks persist to this day. These a priori assumptions conveniently justify the groundless stoppages and arrests of innocent Americans guilty of nothing but Walking While Black, and they allow local authorities to minimize atrocities like the killing of an unarmed teenager, Michael Brown, in Ferguson, Missouri. 

In addition, these attitudes provide the foundation for the inevitable efforts to exonerate police officers and others who perpetrate such injustices daily in America.

The justice sought by the black community in Ferguson and throughout the nation is quite straightforward. They ask not for special treatment, as their critics decry. Rather, they seek something which is simple in substance but quite difficult for those wielding political power to grant–public acknowledgement of the existence of the problem and a concrete effort to eliminate it.

Their request is by no means unreasonable. It never has been. Yet the persistence of prejudice has short-circuited all efforts to provide a remedy for well over a century and a half in a nation where equality for people of color exists de jure but not de facto.

Afterword and a Call for Action: Politicians rarely if ever support calls for change, no matter how reasonable and necessary may be, unless and until they believe a sufficient number of voters exists to ensure their reelection should they do so. Right or wrong, this is political reality in America. 

In the 1960s, nightly television broadcasts of armed and mounted police beating and arresting peaceful marchers educated a largely apathetic white community about the true nature of segregation and engendered sufficient support for the passage of the Civil Rights Act. Through viral video and social media, the internet has largely supplanted television as the disseminator of information capable of creating the critical mass of voters needed to effect change.

Therefore, it is up to you, dear reader, to spread this and other similarly-themed material that comes your way if you hope to see equal justice become a reality in America.

Thank you.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Sunday Funnies 140824

The Sunday Funnies theme of the week is science denial:

sci-ence |ˈsīəns|nounthe intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment the world of science and technology.• particular area of this veterinary science the agricultural sciences.• a systematically organized body of knowledge on a particular subject the science of criminology.• archaic knowledge of any kind.ORIGIN Middle English (denoting knowledge): from Old French, from Latin scientia, from scire know.’de-ni-al |diˈnīəl|nounthe action of declaring something to be untrue she shook her head in denial.• the refusal of something requested or desired the denial of insurance to people with certain medical conditions.• statement that something is not true official denials his denial that he was having an affair.• Psychology failure to acknowledge an unacceptable truth or emotion or to admit it into consciousness, used as a defense mechanism you're living in denial.• short for self-denial .• disavowal of a person as one's leader.* * *In case you missed it, science has replaced liberal as the whipping boy for right-wing politicians. The let the market decide crowd now cultivates ignorance as a virtue and dismisses evidence which contradicts their ide-illogical beliefs.Calling themselves patriots, they launch into the same divide and conquer strategy their philosophical forebears employed to preserve slavery, prevent laborers from forming unions, keep women from voting, and generally to oppose any and all efforts by or on behalf of the general citizenry to actualize the equality and unalienable Rights promised to them in the Declaration of Independence.Their goal is now, and always has been, to legally enslave the people who perform the essential tasks which create wealth in society and turn them into chattel belonging to the effete cadre of tax-sheltered beneficiaries of their labor. To further this agenda, Republicans have adopted George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four as a blueprint for amassing power with newspeak serving as the propaganda engine of their modus operandi. Witness their recent efforts to label the former group takers and the latter makers.In a blatant paean to Orwellian newspeak, Republican politicians preface every anti-science rant with the disingenuous caveat I'm not a scientist before denying in lockstep the overwhelming body of scientific evidence indicating that climate change caused by the burning of fossil fuels poses a real and impending danger to humanity.Here is an excerpt from an article written by Jonathan Chait and published in the Daily Intelligencer, which examines the utility of this preface.
Why Do Republicans Always Say ‘I’m Not a Scientist’?

“I’m not a scientist” allows Republicans to avoid conceding the legitimacy of climate science while also avoiding the political downside of openly branding themselves as haters of science. The beauty of the line is that it implicitly concedes that scientists possess real expertise, while simultaneously allowing you to ignore that expertise altogether.

This week's collection focuses on the efforts of the GOP to deny inconvenient scientific fact in the service of an inflexible ideology. It will also examine possible consequences facing us should their newspeak replace logic and rational thought in addressing the problem of climate change.

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1. Meaningful climate change legislation? It's an uphill battle.


Scientific research often uncovers information about our world that challenges long-held beliefs, many of which are supposed to have come from God. As a result, any scientific discovery which presents a compelling case for a change of behavior within a self-governing society encounters strong resistance from a sizable block of the electorate. In America, that block resides primarily within the ranks of the Republican party and comprises the portion thereof known as the base.

The primary goal of politicians is to win elections, and to do that Republicans needs must curry favor with the base. As a result, when climate change legislation is introduced, they are predisposed to side with a block of voters who deny scientific evidence on the baseless notion that science is anathema to religion. To such people, religion is not a dialog with one's Creator in an attempt to seek His will and guidance in a growing and developing relationship. Instead, it is an edict from the Creator to follow without question a specific, rigid interpretation of what they believe to be His explicit words.

This is the political dynamic which currently stymies meaningful debate and blocks any legislation attempting to address the emerging, burgeoning, and very real problems irrefutably attributable to climate change caused by the burning of fossil fuels.

Instead of seeking solutions based on an overwhelming body of evidence, science deniers trust to luck and play Russian roulette with the future survival of our species.

An old saying states that God helps those who help themselves. Today in America, there is an urgent need for science deniers and their political toadies to take that saying to heart.

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2. Prescience (no crystal ball required to see this, just common sense)
This would appear to be where America is headed if we continue to elect "luminaries" like Louie Gohmert and his “I’m not a scientist.” anti-intellectual, right-wing pals and give them the reins of government.
I believe the fine print on the flying contraption says Made in China.

3. The Legacy of Climate Change Denial - AWithered and Fruitless Harvest



4. The Corporate Behind Science Denial and Right-Wing Politics

...and the beatings will stop when morale improves.

5. The GOP's Faith-Based Solution to Global Warming

And thanks to their anti-science energy policies, it's acid rain.

6. When Denial Meets Reality - Time to Rebrand!

Although not strictly science denial, the GOP was mired in deep denial about the Affordable Care Act. Those dire, Republican warnings about death panels and the inevitable collapse of the healthcare system were nothing but baseless, political propaganda. 
Republicans offered no data to back up their claims then, and they offer none when they assail climate change science today. 
Why on earth would any thinking American believe them when they say they've changed, let alone vote for them in November?

7. The Profit Motive (Tanks for Your Support)



8. Science illiteracy is for the birds. Nonetheless, Republicans flock to it.

FYI: The average body temperature of birds is around 105 degrees Farenheit. Scientific facts like this are quite easy to check, thanks be to Google and the benefits of net neutrality
Perhaps that's why corporations and GOP privatization zealots are hot to end net neutrality and turn the internet, developed with taxpayer dollars, into a cash cow for corporations. Ending net neutrality would give corporations the power to limit free speech by denying access to data deemed by them to be harmful to their interests. 
Politically, ending net neutrality would be a major victory for the ideologues who promote ignorance as a virtue in order to manipulate the electorate into voting against their own best interests.

9. System Reboot

The potential for species annihilation due to catastrophic climate change is not fantasy. It has happened before on Earth, and many climatologists believe that increased melting of permafrost in the Arctic may set off a methane time bomb, which in turn might trigger such a catastrophy.

10. Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-TX) failed this test...repeatedly.

If you think I'm picking on Rep. Gohmert unfairly, click here to read about some of the idiotic things he has said and done.

11. In Celebration of the Success of the Hell-Bent on Science Denial Crowd...



12. In Conclusion...um...er...what was I talking about?


Saturday, August 23, 2014

Ferguson, Fiction, & The Persistence of Prejudice

In 1974, The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman starring Cicely Tyson aired as a made for television movie based on the 1971 novel of the same name by by Ernest J. Gaines. One hundred ten years after the Civil War and ten years after the passage of the Civil Rights Act, this movie gave Americans, both white and black, their first opportunity to openly examine and discuss the history, attitudes, and prejudices which made the Civil Rights Act necessary.

I believe it is important to note that the source for America's first, nationwide, public examination of this material was a work of fiction rather than an authentic autobiography such as Life and Times of Frederick Douglass. In 1974, the fictional Miss Jane could bring controversial material on race relations to the television sets in the homes of Americans, and those inclined to deny the existence of racial prejudice in America could dismiss it as fiction.

She was safe for public consumption. Frederick Douglas was not. In many parts of the country, he is still not safe.

In 1974, racial prejudice in America could be dismissed as the stuff of fiction. Forty years later the story told by Miss Jane Pittman airs in live news coverage of the events which have taken place in Ferguson, Missouri since the August 9 killing of Mike Brown.

If you have never read the novel or seen the film version of this book, I strongly recommend that you do so. If you are a white American who doesn't understand the many social issues at work in Ferguson today and you thinks it's not important for you to understand them, this is not a recommendation; it's a requirement.

After you've read or watched the fictionalized version of the events, attitudes, and prejudices that brought us to Ferguson, you should be ready to deal with the nonfiction version of the story. A copy of Life and Times of Frederick Douglass will do nicely.

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The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman is available from Amazon and from Barnes & Noble.

Life and Times of Frederick Douglass is also available from Amazon.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Seeking The Headwaters of Denial


Scientific research often uncovers information about our world that challenges long-held beliefs, many of which are supposed to have come from God. As a result, any scientific discovery which presents a compelling case for a change of behavior within a self-governing society encounters strong resistance from a sizable block of the electorate. In America, that block resides primarily within the ranks of the Republican party and comprises the portion thereof known as the base.


The primary goal of politicians is to win elections, and to do that Republicans needs must curry favor with the base. As a result, when climate change legislation is introduced, they are predisposed to side with a block of voters who deny scientific evidence on the baseless notion that science is anathema to religion. To such people, religion is not a dialog with one's Creator in an attempt to seek His will and guidance in a growing and developing relationship. Instead, it is an edict from the Creator to follow without question a specific, rigid interpretation of what they believe to be His explicit words.

This is the political dynamic which currently stymies meaningful debate and blocks any legislation attempting to address the emerging, burgeoning, and very real problems irrefutably attributable to climate change caused by the burning of fossil fuels.

Instead of seeking solutions based on an overwhelming body of evidence, science deniers trust to luck and play Russian roulette with the future survival of our species.

An old saying states that God helps those who help themselves. Today in America, there is an urgent need for science deniers and their political toadies to take that saying to heart.

Meaningful climate change legislation? It's An Uphill Battle.



Note: There's no denying this. Today's post is a preview of things to come in the next edition of Sunday Funnies.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Sunday Funnies 140817

The Sunday Funnies word of the week is silliness:

sil-ly |ˈsilē|
adjective ( -lier -liest )having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment; absurd and foolish another of his silly jokes Don't be silly!” she said.• ridiculously trivial or frivolous he would brood about silly things.• [as complement used to convey that an activity or process has been engaged in to such a degree that someone is no longer capable of thinking or actingsensibly he often drank himself silly his mother worried herself silly over him.• archaic (esp. of a womanchild, or animal) helplessdefenseless.noun ( pl. -lies) informala foolish person (often used as a form of addressCome on, silly.PHRASESthe silly season high summer, regarded as the season when newspapers often publish trivial material because of a lack of important news.DERIVATIVESsillily |ˈsiləlē| adverbsilliness nounORIGIN late Middle English (in the sense [deserving of pity or sympathy] ): alteration of dialect seely [happy,] later [innocent, feeble,] from a West Germanic base meaning [luck, happiness.] The sense [foolish] developed via the stages [feeble] and [unsophisticated, ignorant.]***I start assembling Sunday Funnies editions on Sunday morning, of course. As I peruse the first batch of the week's  gocomics.com emails, I usually discover a common thread, which suggests the word or theme I'll flesh out as the week progresses. Absent such a thread, I look for comics that tickle my funny bone and which, dear reader, I believe will have the same affect on the nerve at the distal end of your humerus.

At first blush, this week's comics and cartoons had no common thread, and I chose silliness as the word of the week. By midweek, however, silliness (having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment) had taken a decidedly macabre turn at Ferguson, Missouri where a policeman had shot and killed an unarmed, Black teenager the previous Saturday.

I am well aware of the seriousness of the story unfolding in Ferguson, and many of the editorial cartoons I received this week have addressed this theme. Nonetheless, I have focused on the more benign definition of the word (ridiculously trivial or frivolous) as the theme of the week for these reasons:

  1. 24/7 news coverage of the events unfolding in Ferguson makes any retelling here superfluous
  2. The underlying issue of unequal application of the law merits a stand-alone post rather than a compendium of editorial cartoons
  3. After a week of anger and frustration at the absurd and foolish behavior of the Ferguson police force, I thought I'd offer a bit of frivolity to break the tension.

1. What's in a name?



2. Once A Pun A Time



3. The GOP shouting about death panels always was a crock.



4. School Started This Week



5. Job Security (He visited witch doctor?)



6. General Zaroff's Deception Comes to a Head

If you've read The Most Dangerous Game (or seen the incredibly bad movie version of the story), you'll appreciate this one. If you haven't, Ivan will show you to your room...

7. He has a point.

Look! It's the iKnife.

8. Poetic License Revocation



9. The Eyes Have It



10. His name was Bob White...



11. I wonder if he could see Russia from there?

Note: Ms. Palin did NOT get to the promised land.

12. An Arrrrrrrrrrrr-ful pun, but a shoo-in to dig up a laugh!


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13. The End Justifies The Means

This one, made from scratch, dumps a baker's dozen into the Sunday Funnies bag.