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The Sunday Funnies phrase of the week is death and taxes:

Death and taxes is a common reference to the famous quotation:[2]

Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

—Benjamin Franklin, in a letter to Jean-Baptiste Leroy, 1789

Death

1. Gentlemen, choose your weapons.

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2. The game was a real killer.

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3. Editing a Death Sentence

The patient was at the death's door, and the doctor was trying to pull him through until he noticed that it would cost him votes if he succeeded.

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4. A Game To Die For

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Taxes

5. I'll be back in April.

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6. A Few Puns to Tax Your Sense of Humor

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7. And a happy 1040 to you!

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8. Tax Loopholes - The Inherent Value of Inheritance

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9. There's No Revenue Neutrality In Retirement

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10. Merely - A Matter Of Semantics

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