1. They Call It Football!
2. Pun-ting Before The Kickoff
3. Fan-fare For The Common Man
4. What's he doing in a blog post about Super Bowl XLIX?
Mitt R-money was the governor of Massachusetts before his bubble burst.
That's close enough!
"Why Mockingbirds and Sacred Cows?" you ask. That's easy. In my favorite novel, To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee dared to challenge the sacred cows of 20th Century America, many of which still wander the pastures of our minds befouling our political discourse and bulldozing our societal maturation.
Besides, I firmly believe that a generous helping of roast sacred cow, well-done, is the best response to the question, "Where's the beef?"
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