All fathers are hereby entitled to sit back and enjoy this week's conic collection. (Now, isn't that better than mowing the lawn?)
1. 5 days to the beginning of Summer. Eh?
2. That's not the smell of summer in the air. It's just more elephant dung.
3. Did I ever mention that I love sarcasm?
4. Perhaps he'll to make a whirlwind tour.
5. Meanwhile, this couple heard that the Pope was in Kansas.
6. Brothers under the label: Right-wing Extremists and The Taliban
What's in a name? That which we call a thug by any other name would smell as bad. (with apologies to William Shakespeare)
7. It's about time!
8. Is It Canned Laughter or Music for Folks with Tin Ears?
9. A Revisionist Historian Sings The Same Old Song
An elephant never forgets. This elephant, however, has no problem forgetting what actually transpired and lip synching to a "report" scripted by FOX "News."
See the previous item to learn the inspiration behind his music.
10. Question: What exactly is the problem with this scenario?
Answer: She puts them on one leg at a time just like the old, white guys in the other party, and they resent it because they don't have a fly.
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